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Post by Traffic on Dec 16, 2008 17:00:43 GMT -5
i know that we have our cultural differences but we are here for one reason. to free this land and denounce our dependancy on the english haurd!
and we have advantage! oh yes you know this land for it is your home. ever hill, mountain, rock, tree and bladeof grass you know is one more weapon at your arsenal! it is our stretegic advatage to rid this land of the fat bellied english swine!
join me in this conquest to take back what is rightfully yours to have, and don't forget that this is our only hope at suvival. they have taken most of your land your homes. what more can and will they take from you. i say NOTHING more! for they cannot and will not take your pride! i say fight back and take this land to have as your own once again.
they cannot defeat us even if they have tricked your native alies into doing their mischeivious bidding. and how can they win with someone commanding with the name of a childs play thing!
and just like my name implies we will cut off all supplies, reinforcements, and necessities. nothing will get past our fury!
join me for curtain victory!
general traffic
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Post by Aldva on Dec 16, 2008 19:19:49 GMT -5
join me for curtain victory! general traffic Alas, Moi general has not the grasp of the "English' " language...Death to the limeys! |
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Post by Twister on Dec 16, 2008 19:40:11 GMT -5
Need I say more...  Now if they can only get the tense right... |
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Dec 16, 2008 22:15:07 GMT -5
hey, thats my book, i've beeeeen loooooking foooor that. can i have it baaack.
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Post by The Majic Feather on Dec 16, 2008 23:22:20 GMT -5
Slinky, SLINKY, slinKY
Where coming to take you out, all day long, Our only goal is to take you out.
We love you SLINKY , WE WISH TO SEE YOU AS MUSH AS WE CAN in the compound area, ALL DAY LONG,
Big T
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Post by P.I.T. on Dec 17, 2008 0:38:43 GMT -5
Imma take out all of the british. I WONT DIE ONCE  |
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Post by ducttape on Dec 17, 2008 6:27:11 GMT -5
^^^^^
fail......
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Dec 17, 2008 7:47:27 GMT -5
we dont take prisoners, i dont think were going to use alot of paint , plan 1 is to skip the head and shoulders and go right for the scalp....!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sam on Dec 17, 2008 17:07:45 GMT -5
if you skip the  then you'll get  |
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Post by P.I.T. on Dec 17, 2008 18:15:16 GMT -5
 yea we'll c
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Dec 17, 2008 20:29:34 GMT -5
when we get done i wouldn't worry about alittle flaking
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Post by ROCKSTAR on Dec 20, 2008 17:28:57 GMT -5
If we're in, we're French. Parle' vous rump kickin'?!
SSK
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Post by Slacker on Dec 21, 2008 0:13:20 GMT -5
Traffic have you realized that you have been presented with an unprecedented opportunity, the chance to add an actually victory to France' long history of defeats. Perhaps it would be wise for you to review that history so that you may have the chance to escape what appears to be the cruel fate of the French...
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
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Post by Traffic on Dec 21, 2008 0:48:06 GMT -5
i have realized that slacker and that is one point that i should make clear the winning of the French is going to change history forever it shall go into the history books for all generations to see.
this day shall be marked for eternity for you can say "i was there" "i fought bravely and prevailed" and mostly "i am history and it was all worth the fight; we won, i won, the french won"
let no gray hair stand in between what is rightfully yours, mine, and ours. it is glory, it is immortality. TAKE IT IT IS YOURS!
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Post by Slacker on Dec 21, 2008 1:09:21 GMT -5
well at least your already following the 1st and 2nd rules of French warfare
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