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Post by VooDoo on Apr 13, 2009 3:37:08 GMT -5
The Allies are in dire need of as many Medics as they can get for "Hell Storm" between now and game time. Wont you please help???
(...just trying help help you guys out alittle. ;D )
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Post by Evan on Apr 13, 2009 6:32:46 GMT -5
I heard they were a little "short" on everything. ;D
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Post by deadpooll on Apr 13, 2009 7:38:13 GMT -5
One thing you Germans won't be short on is a fresh supply of dead bodies. We will make sure we give you plenty.
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Post by Evan on Apr 13, 2009 7:45:21 GMT -5
One thing you Germans won't be short on is a fresh supply of dead bodies. We will make sure we give you plenty. Thanks Deadpooll! Not sure what we'll do with so many dead Americans though. You guys can go ahead and bury them instead.
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Post by deadpooll on Apr 13, 2009 8:26:33 GMT -5
Let me think on that. Umm , No. There won't be any dead Americans. Just a steady supply of dead Krauts. Prepare to meet your maker.
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Post by Red Devil A&B on Apr 13, 2009 9:09:42 GMT -5
Prepare to meet your maker. But my parents don't play paintball??
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Post by Mikeee on Apr 13, 2009 9:20:25 GMT -5
Why don't we just skip the medics and go straight to the Medical Examiner so you Germans can get an early start on Funeral arrangements.
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Post by lordtoast on Apr 13, 2009 10:03:23 GMT -5
what are the rules for the medics? never been one, but would like to help
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Post by deadpooll on Apr 13, 2009 10:05:21 GMT -5
Prepare to meet your maker. But my parents don't play paintball?? They may not but we will send you home crying for your mommy.
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Post by Evan on Apr 13, 2009 11:20:03 GMT -5
But my parents don't play paintball?? They may not but we will send you home crying for your mommy. Deadpooll, challenging Red Devil like that is a dangerous move. I tell you this as a warning, not many challengers to Red Devil can match him on the field. He puts the term "one man wrecking crew" to shame.
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Post by Aardvark on Apr 13, 2009 11:34:55 GMT -5
Anyone would put a "one-man wrecking crew" to shame if they had 8 cases of paint, a 12 pack of Red Bull and an IV bag to shoot all that caffeine straight through to his trigger finger.
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Post by pickle on Apr 13, 2009 11:40:35 GMT -5
Your correct, we do need medics, after all the bombing we've done of your positions, we need the extra medics to tend to your wounded.
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Post by Evan on Apr 13, 2009 13:31:22 GMT -5
The only medics we'll need are the surgeons and engineers required to rebuild Red Devil once he's finished his cases of paint and Red Bulls slaughtering hundreds of Americans in the process.
We can rebuild him. We can make him better.
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Post by pickle on Apr 13, 2009 13:44:02 GMT -5
The 6 million dollar paint baller?
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Post by deadpooll on Apr 13, 2009 14:32:00 GMT -5
Let me just say your poor little boy Red Devil is no match for Winter. If they meet on the field, Red Devil will be the one leaving. No matter how many Red Bulls he drinks or how much paint he has.
Fear the Squirrel!!
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