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Post by Polkovnik Nikolia Chernov on Sept 1, 2010 2:04:58 GMT -5
Do not Worry Comrade.
They will fear us when they see their precious defect on his knees, begging for mercy at the end of me and my Comrade's rifle. This Fear will be sweet my friend, I will even let you lick the tears.
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Post by Farva on Sept 1, 2010 5:14:17 GMT -5
Your speeches are quite good, I actually enjoy them. Just want to point out one thing-a defect is a problem or a break down. A DEFECTOR is someone who switches sides. Not to be confused with defecator, which is what Mikey PooPoo would be, LOL.
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Post by Polkovnik Nikolia Chernov on Sept 1, 2010 12:43:20 GMT -5
I apprieciate the english lesson, Comrade Farva.
However, I prefer to call Vladimir a Defect because he IS a problem, and He will break down at the sight of our tanks rolling onto his ground. He is a Defector, yes, but he is Defected as well. So it seems the allies have taken on a bundle of problems to deal with, this bieng a Defective Defector. May want to double check the information My Defective Comrade has given you.
Just as I have with the information he has given me.
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Post by joker on Sept 1, 2010 17:43:21 GMT -5
well i say u allies suck
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Post by Aleksandr Leonid on Sept 1, 2010 18:27:32 GMT -5
This just ends: The French at the hint of war with the USSR *Drum Roll*: Surrendered.
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Post by Viktor Melor Svyatopolk on Sept 1, 2010 22:40:41 GMT -5
September 1, 1945
Field Marshall Jet of the Red Army in Germany,
This is Colonel Svyatopolk of the NKVD. Stalin himself has assigned me to your station to deal with any "situation" or deviant's that you may encounter. Our first task in Berlin will be "restoring" order to the common people of this weary country. Showing our people the light of true leadership and protection of the Soviet body. We shall rebuild Europe from the ashes left behind from the Nazi. Our last task will be purging and educating any that don't understand what we are accomplishing. For we our not conquering like the Nazi, but educating the poor and common people, that they do not have to live in fear of oppression by the upper class. My train shall be departing the Ukraine within the week and our brethren are fully prepared for the next course of action in Stalin's plan of liberating Europe from Capitalism.
Colonel Viktor Melor Svyatopolk
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Post by Farva on Sept 2, 2010 0:01:49 GMT -5
I apprieciate the english lesson, Comrade Farva. However, I prefer to call Vladimir a Defect because he IS a problem, and He will break down at the sight of our tanks rolling onto his ground. He is a Defector, yes, but he is Defected as well. So it seems the allies have taken on a bundle of problems to deal with, this bieng a Defective Defector. May want to double check the information My Defective Comrade has given you. Just as I have with the information he has given me. The problem he causes is that he doesn't tow the line of your socialist, power hungry propaganda. I can see how that upsets you, but you're going to have to learn to accept that your system is doomed to fail. One way or another, that lesson will be driven home. And Joker you say the Allies suck....but I say you Commies are gonna be swallowing.....PAINT. Swallowing PAINT, people. Get your mind out the gutters, sheesh!
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Post by Polkovnik Nikolia Chernov on Sept 2, 2010 12:25:51 GMT -5
Let us hope it is not the same fill as invasion of normandy, Comrade. Misconception will be easy in that case.
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Post by Farva on Sept 2, 2010 12:39:49 GMT -5
Not sure if you're referring to the game or the actual engagement...but either way we've got a winning record there, so I'm not sure why you brought that up.
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Post by Polkovnik Nikolia Chernov on Sept 2, 2010 12:47:55 GMT -5
OOC: Fill Paint was WHITE. Get it? Haha?
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Post by Farva on Sept 2, 2010 12:50:28 GMT -5
OOC: Fill Paint was WHITE. Get it? Haha? Touche'. Good one-comedy knows no borders or military allegiances, so I'll give you credit on that one. Too bad Russia can't feed itself on good jokes, then she wouldn't be starving, forcing her to undertake this disastrous endeavor.
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Post by joker on Sept 2, 2010 17:41:48 GMT -5
nahhh paint doesn't taste that great really i threw a paintball in my mouth and chewed it so it wouldn't bother me later down the road... that didn't go so well
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Post by Polkovnik Nikolia Chernov on Sept 2, 2010 19:04:04 GMT -5
I can't Imagine it did, Comrade.
Just keep in mind Comrade joker, That I will feed you well if you put one inbetween farva's eyes. Bonus point's if he's not looking.
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Post by joker on Sept 2, 2010 19:15:36 GMT -5
this might be a problem cause im pretty sure he wont fall for the same trick twice lol .... i do know that he hasn't fallen for it the first time either but this is gonna be my little secrete be prepared for anything farva
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Post by Commander Ivan Yakubovsky on Sept 2, 2010 22:18:23 GMT -5
Bah it will be I who will have the first shot upon this pitiful thing you call a man he will not make a shot off due to he will be keeping his disgusting face down for cover he will be to scared of our solders rushing upon his position like i have said before we will send him running and when we do catch you farva we shall make you beg for mercy!
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