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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 8, 2007 16:30:51 GMT -5
Why is a dead German like a pig's tail?
Because it is the end of the swine.
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]"We Cause Chaos - Cunfusion - Disorder In Your Ranks!"[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 8, 2007 16:51:08 GMT -5
General George S. Patton Jr. once said:
"We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by ***, I actually pity those poor sons-of-******* we're going up against. By ***, I do."
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]"We Cause Chaos - Cunfusion - Disorder In Your Ranks!"[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Ronn on Jan 8, 2007 21:39:00 GMT -5
Pig jokes?
Muwahahahahahahaaaa
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 9, 2007 3:02:18 GMT -5
O.K., these two Nazi's walk onto a building...right?
You would think ONE of them would have SEEN it!!!
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Post by Twister on Jan 9, 2007 8:50:50 GMT -5
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 9, 2007 8:55:54 GMT -5
Man, I was just playing for the German side a few months ago at WesternFront.
I feel cheapened and somehow ...DIRTY! Lol.
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Post by chowda on Jan 9, 2007 14:35:39 GMT -5
DooDoo feels cheapened and dirty................and tells bad jokes. No news flashes there.
VooDoo it is my pleasure to once again take the adversarial role in this banter. Looking forward to another great Splat Bros game. Play on my good man........
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 9, 2007 14:50:18 GMT -5
Oh man, chowda's on the opposition, or should I say, loosing side again. Why do you beat yourself up like that, man? See you in a little over a week, I'll bring you tissues or a hanky!!! I can already hear the Coyote howling in fear!!!! I'm a comin' to run you over!!!! Germans will crumble beneath the feet of justice and freedom!!! (And I got stinky feet )
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 9, 2007 16:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 9, 2007 16:42:07 GMT -5
And that video show us why we need to honor all our brave men and women of the armed services. Without them protecting our freedom and great country, we wouldn't be able to act like the juvenille deliquents we are and play the game we love to play!!!
So, if I haven't said it recently, Thank you to all our men and women in uniform and Godspeed. (Particularly to the fellows of Team SNAFU who are going on deployment.)
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Post by Twister on Jan 9, 2007 22:15:25 GMT -5
Did Spud really say - Mr. Hanky?
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 9, 2007 23:29:10 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho, Twister!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Coyote on Jan 10, 2007 16:52:01 GMT -5
The only howling you'll hear out of me will be my howling laugher while watching you pass out from oxygen deprivation cause you tried to run from Spearpoint to the Village.
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 10, 2007 16:57:20 GMT -5
The only howling you'll hear out of me will be my howling laugher while watching you pass out from oxygen deprivation cause you tried to run from Spearpoint to the Village. WRONG!!! I'm in shape. I've been exercising and here's a picture to prove it!!!!
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 10, 2007 17:42:13 GMT -5
Chowda....you and I are going to have to do some advance scheduling soon so that at least ONCE we are on the same team, lol.
Well said Spudcrazy. My thanks to all of the brave men and woman of our armed forces.
BTW......Rommel TRIED to set an example for every German soldier to follow, because he KNEW the fatherland was finished. If any of you Axis guys need to borrow my Overlord pistol, and take a few minutes of quiet alone time in a secluded room somewhere to do the right thing...Ill be happy to accomodate you.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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