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Post by VooDoo on Jan 17, 2007 10:03:30 GMT -5
I clearly said that "under estimated" is TWO words. Please take note of the space used.
(....yes, I AM reaching a bit to get out of this one, lol!)
Hey...Wait a second! (Checks HIS helmet) Alright, who's the WISE ARSE who switched MY helmet for this German one?!?!?!?
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Post by Coyote on Jan 17, 2007 13:06:25 GMT -5
VewDew may mix up his helmet, but he won't be mixing up his gear this weekend. It'll be the gear dripping with German paint!!
Ha ha!! ::Smackety Smack Smack::
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Post by chowda on Jan 17, 2007 14:17:03 GMT -5
I'm glad DooDoo agrees it's the Alibis and not the Allies.........
Because after we open a can on them all their going to have is excuses and alibis.
Axis will whip the allies rewriting history!
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 17, 2007 14:55:04 GMT -5
Because after we open a can on them all their going to have is excuses and alibis. Hey, if it's a can of Spaghettios, pass 'em this way... MmmmmmMMMMmmmm. Otherwise, we don't play that!!!!
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Post by chowda on Jan 17, 2007 17:10:48 GMT -5
Nope........
A can of Chowda!
It's MMM, MMM Good!
This just in.............Axis wins by Lunchtime...........News at 6!
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 17, 2007 19:58:15 GMT -5
German Surrender Documents ending World War II January 20th 2007 Instrument of Surrender of All German armed forces in HOLLAND, in northwest Germany including all islands, and in DENMARK. 1. The German Command agrees to the surrender of all armed forces in HOLLAND, in northwest GERMANY including the FRISLIAN ISLANDS and HELIGOLAND and all islands, in SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN, and in DENMARK, to the C.-in-C. 21 Army Group. =This to include all naval ships in these areas= These forces to lay down their arms and to surrender unconditionally. 2. All hostilities on land, on sea, or in the air by German forces in the above areas to cease at 1000 hrs. British Double Summer Time on Saturday 20 January 2007. 3. The German command to carry out at once, and without argument or comment, all further orders that will be issued by the Allied Powers on any subject. 4. Disobedience of orders, or failure to comply with them, will be regarded as a breach of these surrender terms and will be dealt with by the Allied Powers in accordance with the laws and usages of war. 5. This instrument of surrender is independent of, without pre- judice to, and will be superseded by any general instrument of surrender imposed by or on behalf of the Allied Powers and applicable to Germany and the German armed forces as a whole. 6. This instrument of surrender is written in English and in German. The English version is the authentic text. 7. The decision of the Allied Powers will be final if any doubt or dispute arise as to the meaning or interpretation of the surrender terms. Get your pens ready boys! Don't worry, for all those that are unable to spell their names, we will have German defectors present for assistance. If you request in advance, I can have the "Jaws of Life" present to remove any helmets that might be stuck. [glow=red,2,300] "We Cause Cunfusion - Chaos - Disorder In Your Ranks!"[/glow]
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Post by chowda on Jan 17, 2007 20:54:03 GMT -5
General Devastator
This scenario will rewrite history.
There will be no German Surrender. There will be no German loss. There will only be the unconditional and utter destruction of all alibi Allied forces. We will drive them all the way back into the ocean and let the creatures of the sea feast on their decaying flesh.
I can't wait to see that result in print. By the way if you want our autographs...............................bring your own darn pen!
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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 17, 2007 21:36:38 GMT -5
So delusional . You just gotta pity the poor souls!!!
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Post by Coyote on Jan 18, 2007 0:15:16 GMT -5
Much like we pity the man who has to carry OMM back up the raven once they topple down it. Take them calcium supplements boys, we'd hate for them bones to start snappin as soon as you attempt to go from walk to run.
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 18, 2007 2:34:17 GMT -5
We "Elders" handle the whole getting tired of walking thing by simply conquering the land where our feet happen to be planted at the time when we become winded...taking it for our own. This way we only HAVE to move when we are good and ready, and ONLY when the mood strikes us!
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 18, 2007 13:43:06 GMT -5
Chowda
Just like a German, always trying to change history. Germany has already lost. It's OK though, every scenario has to have a losing team.
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Post by chowda on Jan 18, 2007 13:47:43 GMT -5
Actually professor it's a "losing" team........
And your it. Thank you for taking up the burden.
Please PM your unconditional surrender to Tater at your earliest convenience!
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 18, 2007 14:01:13 GMT -5
„Möglicherweise ist die beerier Sprache, für deine Unwissenheit auf dieser Angelegenheit zu tadeln. Wie ich vor angab, hat Deutschland bereits verloren. Du kannst deine Entschuldigung heraus bilden dem General Devastator.“
[glow=red,2,300]Translation:[/glow]
"Maybe the language beerier is to blame for your ignorance on this matter. As I stated before, Germany has already lost. You can make out your apology to General Devastator."
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Post by Twister on Jan 18, 2007 16:37:57 GMT -5
Observing all of this mindless chatter from the Allies is a big yawner. Having to keep with the history of the Park I have only one thing to say to all of the American forces: Viva La Germany... just ask Ronn... -Herr Twister Why - I never noticed it before now. But the number of victories for the Fatherland is in their name... Ger MANY...
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Post by chowda on Jan 18, 2007 17:06:50 GMT -5
Herr Twister!
Good to see you ring in sir! We will make you an honorary member of the winning German team seeing as you are a retired German General!
You may stand with us at you leisure sir!
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