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Post by spudcrazy on Jan 30, 2007 12:00:19 GMT -5
ok, here's just a few more on list of inventions and discoveries by the Chinese: 1) Gunpowder, fireworks, cannons, rockets, guns 2) Paper, printing, ink 3) Silk 4) Porcelain 5) Wheelbarrow 6) Stirrups ... ... Wow, and I thought as a government worker, that I had a lot of time on my hands
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Post by Red Devil A&B on Jan 30, 2007 13:14:29 GMT -5
You know what happened when Europeans got ahold of the black power that the Chinese used in fireworks, they made weapons with it. Hmmm... Chinese were all for show.... Americans fire for effect... this is gonna be easy!!! So drive, who do you want to be Americans or Europeans?? Like it matters.. I hope this game is not accurate because 20 to 1 is really going to suck for the Americans The only one that can beat Bruce Lee in a street fight is... Coach Ditka...
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Post by chowda on Jan 30, 2007 15:21:17 GMT -5
Drivetech is an American and a most honorable one at that.
What I see so far is the Chinese gerbil general scrambling for smack talk facts with his little yellow devil XO trying to back him up.
For Shame.........
See how my warriors line up in my stead to rain down smack upon you. That is talent. That is loyalty. That is respect. That........is why you're going to lose!
One of the Americans will be worth 20 of the Chinese/Koreans. Bring it! Feeling Froggy...........
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 30, 2007 20:37:03 GMT -5
I figure fight facts with facts, but when it comes down to it, its the players and paint that matter, so all the talk in the world won't change your fate, you can accept it now, move on and start picking up what's left your our face off the floor, OR wait and keep talking so i have more ammo for my victory speech and devil is too eager to find you on the field to make him my XO , but i'm glad you think so highly of him. and yes the gerbil will come for you too .....jump
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Post by chowda on Jan 30, 2007 20:50:17 GMT -5
Oh that is one bad gerbil Looks like something out of Tokyo though not Korea The Americans do not fear rodents. Nor do we fear the Devil himself. Bring it. You couldn't shoot us in a phone booth. You couldn't catch us with a net and you sure as hell can't touch us with a ten foot pole. We are 8 feet tall and invincible. Every flippin one of us! When I let all these gerbil stomping Marines run loose.........You better be ready to face the whooping you so rightfully deserve.
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 30, 2007 21:05:33 GMT -5
::)since hulk hogan is writing your smack for you , don't forget to say brother after you finish, lol shooting you in the booth would be to easy, you can't catch what's running away in a net, and we only have to touch you with paint (who uses a pole anyway, honestly?) and enough paint will make you an 8ft walking rainbow and as for fearing the devil, don't fear him, just keep and eye out for him, either way he'll get you, all you need fear is me (and the 20,000+ little angry men rushing at shootings streams of paint for your goggles) PS: bring wet wipes, lots of em.....
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Post by chowda on Jan 30, 2007 21:13:21 GMT -5
Wet wipes to hand you guys so you can clean your goggles off well enough to leave the field or just kleenex for when you're crying like little children after the game?
Hey Syndicate it's okay to lose, not that I would know personally. We won't think any less of you when you do lose. Just be happy that our team is letting you and the rodent commie army share the field with us.
By the way, It's really difficult for us to fear a gerbil......................BROTHER!
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 30, 2007 21:31:04 GMT -5
refresh my memory western front=german victory rainbow=british victory bulge=german victory ummm, okay good luck, i guess you guys will need it after all every dog should have its day, even the capitalist ones. but then again, i don't think the Chosin is the time or place for it, maybe we can do something on your 4th of july when you use our fireworks and paper plates to hold your hotdogs
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Post by Baby Steak on Jan 30, 2007 21:51:22 GMT -5
I just saw your Gerbil ~SYN~ is that the Hot Asian Girlfriend you mentioned earlier???
Trying to scare Marines with a Gerbil, I mean what the heck are you thinking???
I know "that" is the terror that Red Devil is going to unleash on us, his Pet Shop Boys Gerbil
I guess the MERCs have a "Don't ask Don't tell" policy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 30, 2007 22:39:28 GMT -5
now now, keep it clean, no need to bring your dirty mind and fantasies into the smack, just focus on the imminent defeat awaiting you, BTW(she's reading the forums, and she has a new autocker she's dying to try )
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Post by Ronn on Jan 30, 2007 23:02:59 GMT -5
Your gerbil has an autococker???
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 30, 2007 23:16:46 GMT -5
no the gerbil has an Ion, she has an autococker
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Post by The Corndog on Jan 30, 2007 23:20:33 GMT -5
Guys I just want to say that I hope the best for both teams...that means Chowda I hope you a victorious day and Syn I hope you a day where Chowda doesn't wear your butt out. I send this now just because I don't think that my team and I will be out for this one...So I am sending my dues out now. Syn this should be good news for you...cause you don't have to worry about ICP or Operation Foxtrot Uniform (I like that is makes Operation FU) busting down your CP. I feel sorry for those on base defense...the only firefight fight that they are going to see is that from the dead box...it is hard to play when you are stuck on the other side of the net for soooooo long. I send my reguards to both of you gentlemen and hope to see you on the field sometime.
Predator Commander ICP
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Post by Red Devil A&B on Jan 31, 2007 1:31:05 GMT -5
*snickers* Now I am going to have to go kill the Chowda do not worry, I do not want you to be alone out in the parking lot, so I'll make sure drive is out there to keep you company until the next window
As for XO... I am not one to sit in a box and tell others to go out When it is so much more fun to do the killing myself
talk about facts 55 percent of U.S. adults are overweight or obese 7.1 percent of Chinese adults are obese Silly fat Americans Know wonder they do not plan on running away... Heck they will not be able to put down thier bonbons and twinkies long enought to shoot
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 31, 2007 3:06:49 GMT -5
Dont forget that Dan Quail, an AMERICAN, invented the Internet!!
7.1 percent only because you cant get fat off of RICE and FISH HEADS!
Y U C K !!!!!! *******************************************************
A little something else in the "Food for thought" area:
Aerial Dogfight
In a 2001 heroic dogfight fought over international waters off the mainland China coast, a 60s era American-built Lockheed Electra propeller airliner with 24 US Navy passengers/observers aboard chewed up one of China's best state-of-the-art supersonic fighter aircraft.
The Americans, utilizing the infrequently seen combat tactic of straight and level flight, often accomplished by relying solely on autopilot, engaged the unfortunate single seat combat jet and knocked it out of the air using only one of its four formidable propellers.
After the action, the crew and passengers/observers dropped in on China's Hainan Island Resort, for some much deserved R&R as guests of the Chinese government.
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