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Post by chowda on Jan 16, 2007 13:59:20 GMT -5
Is anyone else shocked that DooDoo could spell "aeronautical" and actually had a clue as to what it meant? I underestimated these allies................they may actually be able to tie their own boot laces!
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Post by pimp on Jan 17, 2007 1:35:26 GMT -5
hate that we will miss this one. Sounds like a fun romp!
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 17, 2007 2:02:01 GMT -5
Is going to be a BLAST, Pimp...we will miss you guys not being there.
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 17, 2007 2:04:10 GMT -5
Is anyone else shocked that DooDoo could spell "aeronautical" and actually had a clue as to what it meant? I underestimated these allies................they may actually be able to tie their own boot laces! Uuummmm....."under estimated" is T W O words there, slick. Check your helmet. Lol !
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Post by chowda on Jan 17, 2007 17:14:37 GMT -5
Please DooDoo.................no more dissertations on the English language. If you choose to pontificate upon a subject, make it one you have a working knowledge of, like losing a paintball game!
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 17, 2007 20:02:11 GMT -5
To the brave fighting men of the Allied forces:
We find ourselves yet again facing overwhelming odds. The defeated German army has chosen Ardennes as its final "all or nothing" push at the end of its evil reign. The German soldier is by no means defeated. He is still a battle hardened veteran and capable of great destruction. He is however still no match for the finest military instrument in the entire world today...the Allied soldier. The Axis has no tomorrow, no home to return to. A cornered animal is the most dangerous. We however have been fighting against this “Caged animal” ever since our first Brothers in arms set foot upon European soil. We are no strangers to war, no stranger to taming the bite of the Nazi. No stranger to victory. Ardennes will be no different. I would rather stand and fight beside one Allied soldier, than an entire army of Nazi‘s. My unquestioned faith in the skills and bravery of that one Allied man would be the only assurance which I would need, to know I would see the sun rise tomorrow upon a liberated Europe, a free world. This final and desperate act by the German army is a ghost which has been sent to bargain for a softer surrender for the German peoples. I am here today to say that there will be no other terms offered other than unconditional surrender, and as long as there is but one Allied soldier who has breath left within him....we shall fight and win, and all the people of the free world will stand beside him in the hour of battle. A call to arms! The final defeat for the Germans is at hand! Stand and fight for God and Country. Glory awaits us all at Ardennes. A call to arms! Join the Allied forces as we crush the Axis at the “Battle of the Bulge”. Let YOUR name be counted among those who fought bravely, and with honor during this dark hour.
General Devastator Commander, Allied Forces R.A.W.
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Post by tater on Jan 17, 2007 20:21:38 GMT -5
Hmm, well... that was a well thought out written speech. Here is mine, My fellow German soilders. I will be honored to go out onto the battle field and destroy the opposing allied forces. DEFEAT TO THE ALLIES! ehh.. its so much better when you can speech the same thing in less then a paragraph Tater Order Thru Chaos German General
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Post by "Devastator" on Jan 17, 2007 20:26:44 GMT -5
Now Now - We both know the real reason you are shortening the message. You wanted your troops to be able to understand the message.
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Post by tater on Jan 17, 2007 20:33:33 GMT -5
na, Its just so they get the point first without falling asleep in the middle of the 2 page documental speech.
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Post by chowda on Jan 17, 2007 20:48:11 GMT -5
Thank you to Herr Tater for the brief and concise speach
We your troops salute you
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Post by VooDoo on Jan 18, 2007 2:57:32 GMT -5
Well Iv seen it all now.....a Nazi lecturing on the down falls of ceremonial dribble!
Spent a better part of the day in the thesaurus section of Microsoft Works, did we Chowda? Not my call...but your time would have been better utilized with a German to English translater. It will make things easier for you after the war. Here, try this one on for size: "Dont shoot! I am a simple German farmer! I hate Hitler...hate war! Go Yankees". It may save your life when you surrender to the Allied forces.
Smackity Smack Smack
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Post by chowda on Jan 18, 2007 13:44:46 GMT -5
See I didn't sleep through all my college courses now did I?
It is only with the inclusion of a verbose vocabulary and a gregarious demeanor that I am allowed to trade diatribes with the intellectually challenged lackwits comprising the majority of the Allied Forces.
In short, I can stoop to your level.......................and its low!
Shmack, Shmack, Shmack!
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Post by Syndicate on Jan 18, 2007 15:11:57 GMT -5
General Tater ( <----- sounds funny don't it....*ahem* anyway)
I'm happy to report that more of my squad will be able to attend and fight for your side, that should bring the MERC standing roster to 10-12 approx. and we'll all be ready help hold and defeat the allied position
~syn~
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Post by chowda on Jan 18, 2007 17:09:50 GMT -5
Recruiting has gone well for Germans........
Chowda's crew will be there with at least 6. Maybe more.......
Death to the allies!
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Post by The Corndog on Jan 19, 2007 0:18:27 GMT -5
With the hour upon us, my troops and I do not yet have a camp to call our own. We are unsure if we should pick up our thesaurus and join sides with devastator of Anarchy or if we should grab our boots lace them up and band with Tater. I will be leading my Platoon of 12+ souls into battle with a Flanker that is well respected and yet hated on the field. You have all come to love him and fear him, fore he goes by the name of Shrub. He is invisible to the eye until you feel his barrel in your back. My troops and I will gladly ally with the army that would like to be victorious. Meaningless words will not win our alliance. Only your actions may allow you to obtain the force that we possess. If you would like to gain our brotherhood you must come to us. Pride will not win you this battle. My troops and I are willing to give our lives for those that are willing to give their pride. We don’t ask much but we will not beg for honor. We take it. Earn it. And KILL for it. My forces will arrive early so come chat and acquire a force that the opposition will be unable to fathom. I wish you both the best in the battle that is to be. We will be ready. Will you?
“There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enemy.” George Washington
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