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Post by spudcrazy on Feb 21, 2007 23:18:06 GMT -5
Why is it that I don't think Ronn is kidding??? ;D
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Post by Baby Steak on Feb 22, 2007 7:08:22 GMT -5
You people with hair are sooo smug!!!
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Post by Twister on Feb 22, 2007 9:45:06 GMT -5
Yeah - you tell'em DriveTech... Next thing they will be pickin' on is waist size and that includes Chowda and me going neck and neck on that one... Hope Chowda wins... ;D
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Post by VooDoo on Feb 22, 2007 12:22:28 GMT -5
Oooohhhh....there's a NECK joke in there SOMEWHERE, but IM walking away, LOL!
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Post by chowda on Feb 22, 2007 14:01:57 GMT -5
Hey I was gonna stick up for myself but realized I was putting a sandwich down to do it! If the shoe fits..........
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Post by The Corndog on Feb 22, 2007 18:31:02 GMT -5
Don't feel bad Chowda and Twister...I came back from a big Buffet Dinner to read this stuff!!! I think I am right there with you. That is why I sit in the CP for the game!!lol
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Post by chowda on Feb 22, 2007 18:43:57 GMT -5
You have much to learn young Paduan...........
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Post by Traffic on Feb 22, 2007 20:41:26 GMT -5
in order to boost moral at the game on saturday, i have decided to hand out free paint to anyone who gets a "headshot". whoever shall get a "headshot" he/she should then talk to me and then provide viable proof of the in question "headshot". the proof could be submitted as: pictures, video, sketches, ink blots, mental photos, mental notes, mental illnesses, eye witnesses, first person sight of the "headshot". the headshot has to be shot ON THE FIELD; therefore it does not count if you shoot a shot into your pod and the bottom bust out and accedentally shoot another one into your face... double paint if you shoot: a splatbrother, XO, leader of the team, PIMP, COYOTE, your sister, your mother, or yourself in the nether region. tripple paint if you: tip port-o-potties, tip cars, tip the waitress, give tips, and tip toe.
those who do not get a so called "headshot" will be punished to motivate to get a "headshot" these punishments will be: shot, shot in the mask (this does not mean take off your mask and then shoot the mask), shot in the nether region, whipped, pistol whipped (shinaniganz), beatings.
if a so called "headshot" occurs after the punishment you will have to give me paint; this rule is due to the punishment working and you then have to pay me for my services of moral boosting. you will also have to pay me paint if you shoot: me, near me, the bunker i am in, the bunkers near me, at rabbits, squirrels, bunkers that look like squirrels, at chowda, at chowdas sillowette, a bowl of chowda... yes you can't shoot him if he is sitting in a giant bowl.
thank you, [glow=red,2,300]TRAFFIC[/glow] of ANARCHY
P.S. there will be no paint
P.S.S. beatings will continue untill moral improves
P.S.S.S. caution stay away from the bowls of "chowda" espesially "clammed chowda"
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Post by spudcrazy on Feb 22, 2007 21:20:49 GMT -5
Nah, Pimp and Coyote are my paintball brothers!!! I couldn't give them a headshot, unless of course, they were on the opposing side!!! Well, I could never headshot Coyote, but I could run him over and I guess I owe Pimp for shooting me at Battle of the Bulge, as I was walking off the field during the final battle (you should have never admitted that to me, bud ;D). Just kidding.....or am I....muhahahahah ...
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Post by The Corndog on Feb 22, 2007 23:38:00 GMT -5
I was reading through all of these posts because 1 I am bored and 2 I am bored and 3 the game is about 34 hours away. So I was looking through and I realized this like a tone of Freakin bricks...where are all the Chinese in these posts...I mean I heard from them for awhile and then just like the Chinese do they just kinda went under ground. I hope that they are merely trying to get themselves ready for this beating but at the same time I am trying to figure out if they just want to surrender and make it a lot easier on themselves. Oh well...I just thought that I would point out that they are being very Canadian like right now...no offense to all the Canadians out there...but Canada stays WAY to quiet to be that close to the US!!!!lol Welp I am foaming at the mouth in anticipation of SAT!!!!!!!!!! I won't be on much tomorrow so I should see most of you SAT morning at the field!!!!!
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Post by spudcrazy on Feb 23, 2007 0:05:25 GMT -5
See you at the field Predator. I should be there sometime Friday evening after 8:30pm. So leave the lights on for me!!!
I sure hope the Chinese don't surrender, because I want to have fun shooting them ;D ;D.
Until tomorrow, gentlemen!!!!
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Post by The Corndog on Feb 23, 2007 0:27:05 GMT -5
wait...I never said that we would be camping...so how can we leave the lights on for you...but that is the funny part...cause at tonights meeting the team decided that it would be more fun to camp then sleep at my house!!! I look forward to introducing the guys to you and your team Spud.
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Post by The Corndog on Feb 23, 2007 0:27:46 GMT -5
BTW we should be roling in around 5:30!!!!!! make this smack talk in some way? GO MARINES!!!!! There we go!!
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Post by VooDoo on Feb 23, 2007 1:45:19 GMT -5
Hey...now OTHERS can sleep at Predators house. DIBS on the sofa!!!
I most likely will not be able to post again either...so once again, everyone involved with CHOSIN has made this alot of fun on the boards with all the smack-talkin. Its always an honor for me and my team mates on Anarchy to play with such a good group of people as SplatBrothers attracts. See everyone Saturday!
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Post by chowda on Feb 23, 2007 13:19:01 GMT -5
Only 20 hours left and I'm miserable with anticipation. All the smack talk, all the recruiting, all the planning, all the drama are about to come to a head. I just can't wait.
Marines...........mount up. Let's ride into victory and roll over the communists.
One for America, One for Democracy, and One for the end of Communism!!
Let's do this..............Let's go USA!
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