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Post by Coyote on May 14, 2007 17:11:00 GMT -5
Well...i was responsible for the little bottles. Figured if they're remained sealed, it'd be ok...sorry. Can't let chowda take all the blame for that one
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Post by sickboy on May 14, 2007 20:31:10 GMT -5
Stories, man were do I start. I can see now why Trapper takes such pleasure in cooking up his little schemes. You get to see a whole new side of the game and adds such a new dimension to it. Well I guess there are 2 that really stand out in my mind. They also happen to be Chowda's favorite and since he is my hero I'll tell those so here goes......... I had managed to convince the Americans that the castle was my home. And by order of the American General they were to protect it against all NVA. I was setting at my "home" preparing my little poppy flowers or "blessings" when I saw the NVA General enter the American CP. This peeked my curiosity so I walked up and stood there for a second. When the conversation was finished I lifted my mask (sorry Don and Ronn, it had to be done) and I spit on the ground at Coyote. Looked at Lil' John and said "What he doing here, he bad man, he blow up my home". Coyote then returned "What are you doing consorting with the enemy. I'll cook your dog and then eat him, traitor to your people!" Coyote then started to chase me around the American CP while we were yelling at each other the whole time. I dropped my basket and picked up my rake and started swinging at him. I started yelling, "Go away, go away you bad man!" Coyote picked up my hoe and started to come after me. Then Lil' John, while trying to be an honorable host to Coyote and a protector of the people to me, got in between the two of us and attempted to break us up. It took all I could do to walk away without laughing my butt off and blowing the whole thing. While on one of my little strolls of the war zone I was heading back to my "home" I saw Lil'John about 30 yards in front of me and caught up to him. He was heading back to the cp in a rush carrying his marker. This was the first time I actually saw him with his marker all day. when we got to the CP he sat the marker down on the ground and ducked into the CP. I sat my basket of "blessings down next to it. When he came out I asked him "Comanda, were you go?" He pointed toward the speed revean and said " I'm going to chase the bad people out of your land" and I said " But commanda you get hurt If you have to go can I bless your gun" he told me yes so I bent down and picked up a flower and ask " were I put, here" and pointed to the sock on his air tank. He said the was ok. I picked up the gun to put the flower on and asked. " Commanda, I ask you question, What do barrel tag mean?" and taped him on his leg. He looked down and asked "What" so I asked again "What do barrel tag mean?" and tapped him again an looked up and the look in that mans eyes could have cut glass. He said " Your kidding me. I stood up and said "No , no kidding" reached into my shirt and pulled out my NVA tag to show him. he bent down and picked his marker up and told his guys he was out. While we were walking away the first thing he said to me was " Your going to be in the final battle right" I knew rite then and there the whole NVA army had nothing to worry about because I was the one that had a BIG RED X on my big A$$. So I'm probably the only one in Splatbrothers land that was A little relieved that the storm moved in on Splatbrothers and not on my big butt and I ain't afraid to admit I was SCURED. ;D
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Post by spudcrazy on May 14, 2007 21:11:56 GMT -5
Now that story takes the cake. That is totally hillarious. Great job sickboy!!! You definitely deserved that MVP. ..... Man that is funny, I wish I could have seen the little scuffle and the barrel tag...
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Post by Ronn on May 14, 2007 21:24:29 GMT -5
BARREL TAG?! That's great! I didn't get to hear that part on Saturday. What a game! btw. Having played along side Lil' John and watched his body count soar to over 15-to-1 ratios, I can see why you were relieved about the rain.
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Post by Trapper on May 15, 2007 5:29:52 GMT -5
Stories, man were do I start. I can see now why Trapper takes such pleasure in cooking up his little schemes. You get to see a whole new side of the game and adds such a new dimension to it. Oh Yeah ... Like I said before ... I love it when a plan comes together ... all I can think of is poor Jet come 07-07-07
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Post by Jet on May 15, 2007 17:33:53 GMT -5
Oh no no no, poor Spike, the 07-07/07 game is all his I'll be assisting him this time around.
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Post by chowda on May 15, 2007 17:46:22 GMT -5
Hey Trap...........sickboy and the rest of Assault & Battery want to know if you are going to attend the BeBop game.
If the professor is going to call school in session, we don't want to miss a class!
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Post by Spearhead (Caleb) on May 15, 2007 19:21:40 GMT -5
when I saw the NVA General enter the American CP. This peeked my curiosity so I walked up and stood there for a second. omg i remember that, someone from the red team was running for our CP (i was blue). I had the perfect spot to mark him before he got our CP, but you were in the way and everyone was yelling watch out for civilians. So i had to dodge you while trying to hit him but I got hit from somewhere else (CP was heavily surrounded) and he got in.
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Post by sickboy on May 15, 2007 19:54:33 GMT -5
Hey Trap...........sickboy and the rest of Assault & Battery want to know if you are going to attend the BeBop game. If the professor is going to call school in session, we don't want to miss a class! Dang it chowda, I told you, even if you do get Trapper hooked on the idea, I am not dressing up as a geisha girl.
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Post by chowda on May 15, 2007 20:15:25 GMT -5
Come on Sick! You were the biggest and best Vietnam Civilian ever ! You know you want to be a Geisha! Trapper what do you think of Sickboy as a Geisha?
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Post by Twister on May 15, 2007 20:27:44 GMT -5
Talk about SICK... It's all in the starz...LOL C'mon Trapper tell us what you think of your fellow New Kenter...
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Post by spudcrazy on May 15, 2007 21:57:47 GMT -5
Sud d en ly g ett in g l i g hthe aded... Wh e re 's m y w if e ?
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Post by pimp on May 15, 2007 23:24:37 GMT -5
I didnt find out until after Ronn had called Game down that it was in fact real booze. It was quickly secured and enjoyed later in a safe and LEGAL environment.
Wow, this is good stuff...
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Post by Trapper on May 16, 2007 5:38:54 GMT -5
Oh no no no, poor Spike, the 07-07/07 game is all his I'll be assisting him this time around. Oh that poor boy ... And as to SickBoy being a Geisha ?? No Way ... now, in Japan, Men do Kabuki ... In traditional Kabuki theater the men will portray a geisha or a woman. Their face will be painted completely white, and they wear the kimono and all the fixins ... But Sickboy as a Geisha? I don't think so ...
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Post by chowda on May 16, 2007 13:07:35 GMT -5
What if Chowda does Sumo? :oOh the humanity!
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