Dear, Splat That

[kouza]

Dear Splat That (CO, of terrorist republic of the c.s.a),

I have been sent on behalf of, the great commander, Shoal of the United States of America, the ever victorious commander sent down to put an end to this madness you have going on. His troops will be arriving May 3, this is a note asking for you return to your pre-war job, upon arrival you will be asked the following:

1st We will ask you as a friend to stop the fighting, and go settle back down

If you refuse,

2nd We will demand as United States Officials, for you to hand all arms over to the United States Army. Splat That, and his XO will be taken Captive, and Taken up to Washington the Capitol of the United States of America to be charged by a trial of his peers to the acts of treason.

If you do not comply

Finally, We will Confiscate your weapons as Armed Soldiers of the Superior United States of America, furthermore all armed units above the rank of Private First Class, will be put into an armed convoy and sent to Washington to be sentenced by the Supreme Court to acts of treason. The rest, will be considered United States Prisoners of War, and will be treated as such.

After the third action any men of the C.S.A Within a 92 Acre area as indicated by the following map:

Found to be armed, will be considered men who have taken up arms against a superior force, and will be treated as such, Military action will be taken against said units, and all will be put down, any whom surrender after that point will be held at the site of the massacre, that you will have forced us to perform, and will dig un labeled graves, for all men of the revolting C.S.A force will be buried, and will be be executed, and put in with them so that no future marking can be put on said grave, so that no future force can look at you, as a hero , and attempt the same pathetic actions.

Compliance is mandatory, and ignorance is no excuse, We will be arriving May Third and hope that you understand that your actions are not acceptable but, can be forgiven.

EDIT: IT WAS LATE I LOVE YOU SHOAL

[pickle]

Hang on we aren't charging our own general with war crimes are we?

[princejohn]

Et tu, kouza!!?? This is starting to feel more like the actual War Comrade against Comrade, Brother against Brother.

[Baby Steak]

You'll never take me alive, Coppers!!!

[ducttape]

wow kouza...... you are charging your own general and xo. i think ill wait and see this 2nd offense

[Gravity]

Apr 17, 2008 23:58:13 GMT -5 kouza said:

Dear Splat That (CO, of terrorist republic of the c.s.a),

I have been sent on behalf of, the great commander, Shoal of the United States of America, the ever victorious commander sent down to put an end to this madness you have going on. His troops will be arriving May 3, this is a note asking for you return to your pre-war job, upon arrival you will be asked the following:

1st We will ask you as a friend to stop the fighting, and go settle back down

You are no friends of mine, and settle this we will... With projectiles.

If you refuse,

2nd We will demand as United States Officials, for you to hand all arms over to the United States Army. Shoal, and his XO will be taken Captive, and Taken up to Washington the Capitol of the United States of America to be charged by a trial of his peers to the acts of treason.

I say... Come find me and we can "settle" this as stated before.

If you do not comply

Finally, We will Confiscate your weapons as Armed Soldiers of the Superior United States of America, furthermore all armed units above the rank of Private First Class, will be put into an armed convoy and sent to Washington to be sentenced by the Supreme Court to acts of treason. The rest, will be considered United States Prisoners of War, and will be treated as such.

I am sure that my soldiers have no interest in what YOU desire, and will only turn over their guns when you "Pry them from their cold dead hands (beware however as dead players walking back with their guns in hand might still fight back if you try to take them ;D)"

After the third action any men of the C.S.A Within a 92 Acre area as indicated by the following map:

Found to be armed, will be considered men who have taken up arms against a superior force, and will be treated as such, Military action will be taken against said units, and all will be put down, any whom surrender after that point will be held at the site of the massacre, that you will have forced us to perform, and will dig un labeled graves, for all men of the revolting C.S.A force will be buried, and will be be executed, and put in with them so that no future marking can be put on said grave, so that no future force can look at you, as a hero , and attempt the same pathetic actions.

As there will be no surrendering... Get prepared to do your own digging... For your own dead. We, the honorable Confederacy, will however mark the graves.

We might also put little white placards beside the battlesites as I have seen in a dream. They seem to be everywhere around this battle site. Also I see a road labeled 5 that runs by this site. Maybe someone in the future WILL come see about this battle regardless of who wins.

Compliance is mandatory, and ignorance is no excuse, We will be arriving May Third and hope that you understand that your actions are not acceptable but, can be forgiven.

I think I have said this before somewhere but... "NUTS!!!" (wrong war I know, but it fits)

[Farva]

You come with soldiers....we come with Patriots!

In the history of traitors, those that betray their homeland never really end up on the right side of things. Mussolini, Arnold, Jackson, the list goes on.

You bring your men, bring your guns...we bring the same, along with righteousness!

[kouza]

It was late give me a break Shoal knows i love him to much 8-/

[glow=red,2,300]NO HOMO[/glow]

[kouza]

Apr 18, 2008 6:43:50 GMT -5 Gravity said:

Apr 17, 2008 23:58:13 GMT -5 kouza said:

Dear Splat That (CO, of terrorist republic of the c.s.a),

I have been sent on behalf of, the great commander, Shoal of the United States of America, the ever victorious commander sent down to put an end to this madness you have going on. His troops will be arriving May 3, this is a note asking for you return to your pre-war job, upon arrival you will be asked the following:

1st We will ask you as a friend to stop the fighting, and go settle back down

You are no friends of mine, and settle this we will... With projectiles.

You cannot win this conflict sir. Why don't we settle this by you putting your projectiles into piles in front of our feet? Then we will settle on sparing your life.

I say... Come find me and we can "settle" this as stated before.

Just like a coward to hide, and make some one come and find them.

I am sure that my soldiers have no interest in what YOU desire, and will only turn over their guns when you "Pry them from their cold dead hands (beware however as dead players walking back with their guns in hand might still fight back if you try to take them ;D)"

Then we will, take them from their cold dead hands, we have no problem taking, those actions.

As there will be no surrendering... Get prepared to do your own digging... For your own dead. We, the honorable Confederacy, will however mark the graves.

Then we will dig, and we thank your for understanding and marking our graves, however we find NO need to mark the graves of men who take the life's of our fair young men. A HERO broke away during the Great Revolutionary War, however a FOOL breaks away and causes this war.

We might also put little white placards beside the battle sites as I have seen in a dream. They seem to be everywhere around this battle site. Also I see a road labeled 5 that runs by this site. Maybe someone in the future WILL come see about this battle regardless of who wins.

However, you will not be seen as a hero either way, only as a man who died foolishly.

Compliance is mandatory, and ignorance is no excuse, We will be arriving May Third and hope that you understand that your actions are not acceptable but, can be forgiven.

I think I have said this before somewhere but... "NUTS!!!"

If you cant settle your problem like a civilized man, then sir...... We have a very major issue at hand here.

[ducttape]

ok the south could have ACTUALLY won the civil war if they were actually fighting towards the capital. instead they did not. gettysburg is in penn. aint it?

[Aldva]

Apr 18, 2008 13:02:50 GMT -5 ducttape said:

ok the south could have ACTUALLY won the civil war if they were actually fighting towards the capital. instead they did not. gettysburg is in penn. aint it?

It helps when trying to make a point, if you know your facts and have them straight.

[chowda]

Thanks Al. I didn't have the heart.

Besides Ducky is a good guy........................TO POOP ON!
HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAA

[kouza]

Apr 18, 2008 13:02:50 GMT -5 ducttape said:

ok the south could have ACTUALLY won the civil war if they were actually fighting towards the capital. instead they did not. gettysburg is in penn. aint it?

Thats foolish to say. Lets see here..... the U.S had, a superior navy, a larger army, more supply's, and the list goes on.

To my knowledge the only thing the Confederates had over the U.S Is that
A. They were defending
B. They had more experienced generals.

There is one thing they did that i agreed with however, instead of being able to get out of the draft with a lot of money, the only way out of the draft was to be a large farm owner, and to send large portions of your crops to the GOV.

OFF THE RECORD!

DOWN WITH THE SOUTHERN IMBECILES

[ducttape]

wheres ronn i need help.... plus i believe i am the closest to learning this junk... couple months ago. the confederates went to gettysburg to get shoes for their army and were attacked by the north. if they walked to gettysburg im sure they could have gone through the capital. but this was not Gen. Lee's plan. he wanted something different. the north to leave the south alone. he didnt want to control the entire country.

[chowda]

:oPlease don't tell me you're ludicrous enough to say that Gen Robert E Lee was a poor leader.