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Post by chowda on Aug 7, 2008 16:34:11 GMT -5
Assault & Battery Scenario Paintball Team is proud and honored to announce the addition of Alex "Mushroom" Montgomery as the newest Pro B member of Assault & Battery. A US Naval Petty Officer, Alex has many years of paintball experience and extensive technical experience with paintball gear. Alex is a blast to play with, a lot of fun, and quite a character so we are happy to let everyone know the roaming gnome has a home. He may be old and slow but you just knew a guy with a food product for name would end up here.  Congrats Shroom. We are looking forward to many games with a great new teammate! |
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Post by Aldva on Aug 7, 2008 18:24:37 GMT -5
Congrats Mushy!!! Well done A&B!
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Post by Farva on Aug 7, 2008 18:31:10 GMT -5
I would say I'm surprised...but that would be a lie. A fat old guy, teaming up with other fat old guys-whooda thunk it!!!
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Post by Reverend Studley on Aug 7, 2008 18:42:16 GMT -5
What I want to know is what are we going to do when we have a 200 person scenario that is equaly split Red against A&B, ;)No But seriously Congrats Mushroom!!
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Post by VooDoo on Aug 7, 2008 19:11:33 GMT -5
Congratulations A&B. Mushroom is one of my favorite players. Thinks on his feet, knows his gear, is a great shot, a BLAST to be around, always the first to lend a hand...and a good friend. A perfect match for A&B. You guys get more dangerous every day, lol!
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Post by FearNone on Aug 7, 2008 19:53:23 GMT -5
Welcome Alex
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Post by pickle on Aug 7, 2008 20:09:23 GMT -5
Hes not A&B fat, yet. You guys make sure to feed him crap and keep him in the dark so he grows big and strong. CONOGRATZ to you Mushy, they are a great bunch of guys, and to you A&B guys, you get yet another general that I would be honored to follow.
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Post by Farva on Aug 7, 2008 20:41:48 GMT -5
"My therory on Feds is treat 'em like mushrooms-feed 'em $**t and keep 'em in the dark!"
Man I love that movie!
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Post by pickle on Aug 7, 2008 22:18:40 GMT -5
Yep, was thinking of that while typing it.
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Post by Farva on Aug 7, 2008 22:53:32 GMT -5
LOL I remember when I first made Brandon watch that movie...he still hasn't stopped quoting it since!
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Post by pickle on Aug 8, 2008 0:30:06 GMT -5
Yep, inspiration speeches that are original isn't his forte, but they are inspirational.
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Post by Trapper on Aug 8, 2008 6:01:17 GMT -5
Welcome Alex ... great match for the team. Though I was seriously thinking of asking to join the Ninja Gnome Militia ...  |
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Post by Twister on Aug 8, 2008 6:32:34 GMT -5
 It is apparent to all of us at SplatBrothers® that Alex in one cool cat. The SplatBrothers® NewsRoom has a picture of the newest A&B team member assuring other fungi that they will too have a chance at playing with the A&B Crew...  |
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Post by mushroom on Aug 9, 2008 6:31:43 GMT -5
Just remember....fungi multiply quickly and you never know where they will pop up |
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