Post by Traffic on Aug 2, 2009 5:25:34 GMT -5
CHASE TRAFFIC HERE AGAIN! I’M GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CARDINALS AND WHY YOU SHOULD NOT JOIN THEM!
1! THEY ARE BIRDS! BIRDS CAN FLY YES AND THAT’S A COOL ABILITY, BUT FLYING IS FOR COWARDS. REAL MEN STAY AND FIGHT AND KINGS FIGHT ALL THE TIME. EVER HEAR OF THE RENAISSANCE? YEA NEITHER HAVE I BUT I HEARD THAT CATAPULTS WERE INVENTED BACK THEN AND NOTHING IS MORE AWESOME THAN FLYING CATS, WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BIRDS! THEY SUCK!!! THEY CRAP ON YOUR NEW FERARRI AND LAUGH AT IT CAUSE THEY CARE NOT FOR YOUR 500 THOUSAND DOLLAR CAR OR IF YOU HAVE THE ROOF DOWN AND THEY PUT A HOT STEAMY ONE RIGHT ON THE PURE 100% LEATHER SEATS!! AND WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT NICE CARS THAN US AMERICANS?? EUROPE THOSE GUYS MAKE SOME OF THE FASTEST CARS IN THE WORLD LIKE THE LAMBORGHINI, OR THE BMW OR EVEN THE AUDI!!! THOSE THINGS ARE FAST AND COULD SPLIT THE FLASH IN HALF WITH ONE WINK! BUT SPEED IS FOR COWARDS SPEED IS ONLY GOOD FOR RUNNING AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE RUNNING TOWARDS A FIGHT OR MAYBE EVEN EXCEPTIBLE FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY FROM CHUCK NORRIS BUT YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE CHUCK CAUSE HE CONTROLS THE SPACE TIME CONTINUEM!! WHO DO THINK KILLED ALL THE DINOSAURS?!?! A METEOR?? HECK NO THAT WAS A SWIFT LEFT LEG TO THE SKULL OF AN EXPLODING RAPTOR. THAT’S RIGHT HE KICKED A RAPTOR AND IT EXPLODED MAKING A CHAIN REACTION OF EXPLODING RAPTORS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN RAPTOR JESUS CAME DOWN AND SAID HELL NO SO CHUCK JUMPED INTO SPACE AND BROKE OFF A PEACE OF THE MOON AND SENT IT CRASHING TO EARTH AND THAT’S WHY WE HAVE THE GRAND CANYON.
ALSO I FEEL I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHY I WAS POSTING BUT HERE’S A LINK TO THE PRE-REG PAGE… CLICK IT AND VOTE YES ON PROP KING’S MUSKETEERS
www.splatbrothers.com/three-musketeers.html
1! THEY ARE BIRDS! BIRDS CAN FLY YES AND THAT’S A COOL ABILITY, BUT FLYING IS FOR COWARDS. REAL MEN STAY AND FIGHT AND KINGS FIGHT ALL THE TIME. EVER HEAR OF THE RENAISSANCE? YEA NEITHER HAVE I BUT I HEARD THAT CATAPULTS WERE INVENTED BACK THEN AND NOTHING IS MORE AWESOME THAN FLYING CATS, WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BIRDS! THEY SUCK!!! THEY CRAP ON YOUR NEW FERARRI AND LAUGH AT IT CAUSE THEY CARE NOT FOR YOUR 500 THOUSAND DOLLAR CAR OR IF YOU HAVE THE ROOF DOWN AND THEY PUT A HOT STEAMY ONE RIGHT ON THE PURE 100% LEATHER SEATS!! AND WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT NICE CARS THAN US AMERICANS?? EUROPE THOSE GUYS MAKE SOME OF THE FASTEST CARS IN THE WORLD LIKE THE LAMBORGHINI, OR THE BMW OR EVEN THE AUDI!!! THOSE THINGS ARE FAST AND COULD SPLIT THE FLASH IN HALF WITH ONE WINK! BUT SPEED IS FOR COWARDS SPEED IS ONLY GOOD FOR RUNNING AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE RUNNING TOWARDS A FIGHT OR MAYBE EVEN EXCEPTIBLE FOR YOU TO RUN AWAY FROM CHUCK NORRIS BUT YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE CHUCK CAUSE HE CONTROLS THE SPACE TIME CONTINUEM!! WHO DO THINK KILLED ALL THE DINOSAURS?!?! A METEOR?? HECK NO THAT WAS A SWIFT LEFT LEG TO THE SKULL OF AN EXPLODING RAPTOR. THAT’S RIGHT HE KICKED A RAPTOR AND IT EXPLODED MAKING A CHAIN REACTION OF EXPLODING RAPTORS AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN RAPTOR JESUS CAME DOWN AND SAID HELL NO SO CHUCK JUMPED INTO SPACE AND BROKE OFF A PEACE OF THE MOON AND SENT IT CRASHING TO EARTH AND THAT’S WHY WE HAVE THE GRAND CANYON.
ALSO I FEEL I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHY I WAS POSTING BUT HERE’S A LINK TO THE PRE-REG PAGE… CLICK IT AND VOTE YES ON PROP KING’S MUSKETEERS
www.splatbrothers.com/three-musketeers.html
