Post by Traffic on Aug 2, 2009 19:49:21 GMT -5
HEY! YEA I’M TALKIN TO YOU! MY NAME IS TRAFFIC! THIS GOES TO ALL OF YOU CARDINALS!
ME AND MY KING’S MUSKETEERS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO DEFEAT YOU! JUST LIKE A SMALL TODDLER TRYING TO GET THAT COOKIE JAR AT THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE! EVEN IF IT MEANS STACKING THREE CHAIRS A SERIES OF OLD PHONE BOOKS AND MOVING OUR GREAT GRANDMOTHERS CHINA CABINET THAT WAS PASSED DOWN FOR LIKE 6 GENERATIONS!! WE WON’T QUIT! JUST LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY. AND THAT GUY GETS SUCKED UP BY ALIENS, HIT BY MOVING VEHICLES, KIDNAPPED, AND BLOWN UP! ENERGIZER BUNNY? I MEANT THE TERMINATOR. AND NOT THE ARNOLD SHWARTZENAGER ONE, I MEAN THE ONE THAT LIQUIFIES AND TRIES TO FIND YOUR SON! AND EVEN IF HE HAS TO PLOW THROUGH SIXTY FIVE ANGRY MALL COPS TO GET TO HIM! AND THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE A KING NOT A BIRD! WHATS THE WORD??? BIRD IS THE WORD! I LIED! BIRD IS NOT THE WORD. CAUSE FROM MY PREVIOUS POSTS, BIRDS SUCK AND CHUCK NORRIS MADE THE GRAND CANYON, AND SPEAKING OF THE CHUCK. I HEAR HE WILL BE AT THIS GAME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? NINJA’S! NINJA’S AND MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS THAT WILL ROAST YOUR EYES IF YOU STARE AT THEM LONG ENOUGH!!! JUST LIKE AN ECLIPSE!! THOSE THINGS BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!! AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS THERE IS NO LIGHT, JUST THE RIGHT SETTING FOR A MASS NINJA ATTACK! WHY WOULD NINJA’S CARE ABOUT TOTAL BLACKNESS WHEN YOU CANT SEE THEM ANYWAY? COCONUTS! THAT'S WHY! AND WHY WOULD NINJA’S CARE ABOUT COCONUTS??? CAUSE THEY ARE PIRATES! PIRATES WITH CYBERNETIC ORGANS! THAT’S RIGHT!!! CYBORG PIRATE NINJA’S BATTLING CHUCK NORRIS! AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY FOR THE KINGS MUSKETEERS CAUSE THERE WILL BE A 100% CHANCE OF PURE AWESOMENESS!
AND YOU’LL BE LIKE "OMG!! THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME MY EARS WILL BLEED FROM EXCITEMENT" AND YOUR BUDDY JOE DUSTKICKER WILL BE LIKE" OMG!! YOUR EARS ARE BLEEDING!" AND YOU’LL SAY "HELLS YEA! I’M A SHARK WITH MASSIVE DRAGON LEGS!" AND WHATS MORE AWSOME THAN A SHARK WITH DRAGONS’ LEGS? A SPACE MARINE SURFING A MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT DRACULA FROM MARS! AND WHEN HE RE-ENTERS EARTHS' ATMOSPHERE HE WILL EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES OF WATERMELLON FLAVORED JOLLY RANCHERS! AND THAT’S WHERE MEXICO GOT THE IDEA FOR PINATA’S!!
HERE’S THE LINK!
THE LINK TO WHAT?? YOUR TRUE DESTINY AND THAT’S TO SHOOT UP THE CARDINALS MUSKETEERS!
www.splatbrothers.com/three-musketeers.html
GET THAT CRAP INTO YOUR BROWSER, CHECK THE BOX THAT SAYS KING’S MUSKETEERS AND BUY 500 CASES OF PAINT!
TRAFFIC OUT FOR NOW!
ME AND MY KING’S MUSKETEERS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO DEFEAT YOU! JUST LIKE A SMALL TODDLER TRYING TO GET THAT COOKIE JAR AT THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE! EVEN IF IT MEANS STACKING THREE CHAIRS A SERIES OF OLD PHONE BOOKS AND MOVING OUR GREAT GRANDMOTHERS CHINA CABINET THAT WAS PASSED DOWN FOR LIKE 6 GENERATIONS!! WE WON’T QUIT! JUST LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY. AND THAT GUY GETS SUCKED UP BY ALIENS, HIT BY MOVING VEHICLES, KIDNAPPED, AND BLOWN UP! ENERGIZER BUNNY? I MEANT THE TERMINATOR. AND NOT THE ARNOLD SHWARTZENAGER ONE, I MEAN THE ONE THAT LIQUIFIES AND TRIES TO FIND YOUR SON! AND EVEN IF HE HAS TO PLOW THROUGH SIXTY FIVE ANGRY MALL COPS TO GET TO HIM! AND THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE A KING NOT A BIRD! WHATS THE WORD??? BIRD IS THE WORD! I LIED! BIRD IS NOT THE WORD. CAUSE FROM MY PREVIOUS POSTS, BIRDS SUCK AND CHUCK NORRIS MADE THE GRAND CANYON, AND SPEAKING OF THE CHUCK. I HEAR HE WILL BE AT THIS GAME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? NINJA’S! NINJA’S AND MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS THAT WILL ROAST YOUR EYES IF YOU STARE AT THEM LONG ENOUGH!!! JUST LIKE AN ECLIPSE!! THOSE THINGS BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!! AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS THERE IS NO LIGHT, JUST THE RIGHT SETTING FOR A MASS NINJA ATTACK! WHY WOULD NINJA’S CARE ABOUT TOTAL BLACKNESS WHEN YOU CANT SEE THEM ANYWAY? COCONUTS! THAT'S WHY! AND WHY WOULD NINJA’S CARE ABOUT COCONUTS??? CAUSE THEY ARE PIRATES! PIRATES WITH CYBERNETIC ORGANS! THAT’S RIGHT!!! CYBORG PIRATE NINJA’S BATTLING CHUCK NORRIS! AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY FOR THE KINGS MUSKETEERS CAUSE THERE WILL BE A 100% CHANCE OF PURE AWESOMENESS!
AND YOU’LL BE LIKE "OMG!! THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME MY EARS WILL BLEED FROM EXCITEMENT" AND YOUR BUDDY JOE DUSTKICKER WILL BE LIKE" OMG!! YOUR EARS ARE BLEEDING!" AND YOU’LL SAY "HELLS YEA! I’M A SHARK WITH MASSIVE DRAGON LEGS!" AND WHATS MORE AWSOME THAN A SHARK WITH DRAGONS’ LEGS? A SPACE MARINE SURFING A MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT DRACULA FROM MARS! AND WHEN HE RE-ENTERS EARTHS' ATMOSPHERE HE WILL EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES OF WATERMELLON FLAVORED JOLLY RANCHERS! AND THAT’S WHERE MEXICO GOT THE IDEA FOR PINATA’S!!
HERE’S THE LINK!
THE LINK TO WHAT?? YOUR TRUE DESTINY AND THAT’S TO SHOOT UP THE CARDINALS MUSKETEERS!
www.splatbrothers.com/three-musketeers.html
GET THAT CRAP INTO YOUR BROWSER, CHECK THE BOX THAT SAYS KING’S MUSKETEERS AND BUY 500 CASES OF PAINT!
TRAFFIC OUT FOR NOW!
