LOOKS AT THIS!

[Traffic]

TRAFFIC HERE WITH A NEW PRODUCT CALLED "WIN" MADE BY THE KINGS MUSKETEERS!

THIS PRODUCT WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU 150% PURE SUCESS, BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU SUCCEED SO HARD IT WILL SEND YOUR SUCCESSIVE GENES BACK INTO THE PAST AND GIVE YOUR GRANDFATHER THE ABILITY TO BLOW UP A BUILDING WITH A TOOTH. A TOOTH THAT HAS A CHAINSAW AND A RAPTOR ATTACHED TO IT! AND NOT JUST ANY RAPTOR! AN EXPLODING ONE! THAT'S RIGHT "WIN" WILL GIVE YOUR ANCESTORS EXPLODING RAPTOR-CHAINSAW TEETH! AND IMMEDIATLY AFTER USE YOU FRIENDS WILL SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START CALLING YOU RAPTOR MOUTH, OR THE CHAINSAW CHOMPER. AND NO, THATS NOT THEM JOKING YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR NEW PURE WIN NAME AND ONLY IF YOU JOIN THE KINGS MUSKETEERS!

AND AS AN ADDED BONUS WE WILL GIVE YOU THE UPGRADE CALLED "EPIC" WITH THESE COMBINED YOU WILL BE OF THE LIKES OF CHUCK NORRIS AND YOU CAN THEN FIND THAT TIME SHIFTING MONSTER AND DEFEAT HIM CAUSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! EVEN THAT GUY STEVEN HAWKING WILL BE ALL UP IN THAT FIGHT TO STUDY THE EFFECTS OF TIME SHIFTING BLACK HOLES AND SEVERAL INSTANCES OF TIME PARADOXS'. TIME WILL BE SHIFTED SO MUCH THAT INSTEAD OF EVERYONE BEING CALLED HUMANS THEY WILL BE CALLED GORGOXS' OR SOME OUTERSPACE CRAP LIKE THAT! WHATS A REAL GORGOX? I HAVE NO CLUE BUT WITH A NAME LIKE THAT IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH! LIKE SOMETHING WITH LIKE EIGHT HEADS, 40 THOUSAND EYE BALLS, AND A BODY THAT COULD ENGULF THE WHOLE SNACK SHACK!! AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE A&B CREW! CAUSE THE A&B CREW SAYS THANK YOU AFTER EACH MEAL! THIS THING DOES NOT THANK, IT DEMANDS.

_{SUPPLIES NOT LIMITED BUT RESERVED FOR THE KINGS MUSKETEERS ONLY!!!}

PLAY FOR THE KING'S MUSKETEERS OR I WILL EXPLODE INTO A VORTEX!

HERE'S THE LINK!

www.splatbrothers.com/three-musketeers.html

[Farva]

What he said.

Not to mention, a VIKING is the XO!!!

What team ever lost a battle that had a Viking in the command ranks?!?! NONE!!!

How many of you have seen The Mighty Viking Helm of Trans Fats atop an enemy player, and still won that day?!?!

NONE of you have!!!! (No really, I haven't been on a non winning team since I started wearing them.)

EPIC WIN, plus VIKINGS!!!! The only formula for success scientifically proven to work 100% of the time....who doesn't wanna be a part of that team?!?!

Just Communist Frenchies, that's who!

[Traffic]

KORRECT! THATS RIGHT YOU CARDINALS!!!

INLIST TO OUR TEAM AND YOU WILL SEE I HAVE A PURE CHANCE OF SUCESS JUST LIKE WHEN ALBERT EINSTIEN MADE THE A-BOMB OR SHRINKY-DINKS!

NEGATIVE, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!! NOT EVEN MC-HAMMER HAS ANYTHING ON OUR COMMAND STAFF! DID I SAY MC-HAMMER?? I MEANT GORILLA'S THATS RIGHT! GIANT APES THAT WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND DESTROY YOUR BARN YARD ANIMAL CYRAMICS COLLECTION LIKE THERE WAS WAS NO TOMORROW. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT REMINDS ME OF? THE WHOLE CAST OF OFU.! NOTHING REMINDS ME MORE OF OFU THAN MONKEYS AND BARN YARD ANIMALS!!!!

GREAT!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?? I MIGHT WEAR MY CAPE!!! HELLS YEA!!!! NOTHING MORE INTIMIDATING THAN A VIKING FULL OF CHEESEBURGERS AND PSYCHOPATHS WEARING CAPES! YOU HAVE MY SWORD BRAVE SIR!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?!? WHATEVER SIDE OF THE FEILD WE ARE ON, WE WILL HAVE CHEESE BURGER HILL ALL DAY LONG! CAUSE OUR RESIDENT VIKING LOVES CHEESE BURGERS! AND PANCAKES! SO WE ARE GONNA BE ALL UP ON YOUR CP LIKE A CROUD OF LATE NIGHT PARTIERS AT AN IHOP!!!!!! YOU BETTER GET THAT STRAIGHT!!! I'LL BRING THE KEG!!

SO DON'T TRY AND WIN THIS GAME CARDINALS CAUSE IT AIN'T HAPENING!!! AND DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR THE CAPE FARVA OR I WILL SCRAPE OUT YOUR EYES LIKE A CHIMPMUNK FIGHTING FOR A BAGEL! A BAGEL FILLED WITH EGGS AND HAM! I'M HUNGRY! HUNGRY LIKE A GRIZZLY LOOKING FOR A PICANICK BASKET, AND DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND STOP ME RANGER SMITH OR I WILL SLICE RIGHT THROUGH YOU LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER! WITH WHAT YOU ASK? MY CLAWS MADE OF PURE ADAMANTIUM!! THATS NOT YOGI BEAR YOU SAY? WELL HELL SON WHY DON'T YOU JUST BECOME THE INTERNET HIGHWAY!!!! MISTER I KNOW EVERYTHING! OH WHAT YOU CAN'T? YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROPPER WIRES AND ELECTRONICS TO MAKE YOU A CYBORG? WELL THEN SHUT YOUR TRAP FASTER THAN A Y2K CONSPIRIST TRYING TO GET TO HIS BOMB SHELTER AT 11:59 ON DECEMBER 31, 1999!!

AND GUESS WHAT!!!! LOOK AT THE FIRST LETTER IN EACH PARAGRAGH!!!! CAUSE THATS WHO IS WINNING!!!!

[recnball]

Well, as good as all of those products do sound, sounds alot like the everything else that gets sold now a days.... and i never like using the same old everyday product so heck, maybe that is why i am a Social Hazard and proud to stand out. It is going to b a tough hard fought day but i say "Go Cardinals!"

[mikeypoopoo]

i think when this game is over ,,,, that all the kings horses and all the kings men ,,,,,,,,,

will have to put HUMPTY DUMPTY [aka]"TRAFFIC" back togther again...........
i'm @ a loss for words , you got a flame broiled general and a viking xo that wants too do nothing but sit on cheeseburgers all day.......

well i guess i got 19 more days to deciede which box to click

[Coastie]

Aug 3, 2009 6:13:39 GMT -5 mikeypoopoo said:

i think when this game is over ,,,, that all the kings horses and all the kings men ,,,,,,,,,

will have to put HUMPTY DUMPTY [aka]"TRAFFIC" back togther again...........
i'm @ a loss for words , you got a [glow=red,2,300]flame [/glow]broiled [glow=red,2,300]general[/glow] and a viking xo that wants too do nothing but sit on cheeseburgers all day.......

well i guess i got 19 more days to deciede which box to click

He said Flame General.......LOL


Now which side should "The Outlaw Crew" play for....

[Traffic]

your daughter says play for me lol

[Coastie]

We'll see....

[mikeypoopoo]

glad to see ya back on the forums coastie......

[monkeybusiness]

Yeah what Poo said to Traffic not Coastie. Yeah welcome back Coastie too.

[skwerl]

Here is what I have to say about the King's team: