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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 8, 2010 0:37:29 GMT -5
'Were your parents retarded,cause girl you sure are something special'
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Post by rexican on Apr 8, 2010 14:18:26 GMT -5
BURN!!!!!!!!!
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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 8, 2010 17:01:15 GMT -5
um......... actually no rexican its not a burn
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Post by kouza on Apr 8, 2010 17:06:12 GMT -5
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Post by The Corndog on Apr 8, 2010 20:05:20 GMT -5
no no no...you have it all wrong. My two favorite pickup lines:
#2: "Excuse me...would you like to skip all the small talk and just go out back and have some fun?" then I get slapped...my response "ok...new approach...Hi, my name's Brandon."
#1: At an event..."Ok...well the choice is yours...either the futon which Darkness is sleeping in....The Front Bunk which Doberman is in...or you can just crash in my bunk....."
#1 actually worked better than I thought!!!lol
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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 9, 2010 10:51:46 GMT -5
those also work
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Post by Donkey on Apr 9, 2010 12:34:46 GMT -5
I dunno. The retard one had some serious swag.
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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 9, 2010 13:52:02 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Little Bo Peep on Apr 9, 2010 14:21:21 GMT -5
How bout these ones? Inspired by an email I got today from an friend :-) (yes they are all harry potter themed, which is just like the Washington post... if you don't get it, you don't get it) lol
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
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Post by rexican on Apr 9, 2010 15:18:53 GMT -5
Well LJ u may not see it as a burn BUT at my school it is.
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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 9, 2010 15:47:39 GMT -5
gotcha
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Post by Donkey on Apr 19, 2010 13:48:31 GMT -5
Yes rexican. In sixth grade, that does in fact count a an extremely decent burn.
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Post by rexican on Apr 19, 2010 17:12:27 GMT -5
Same in seventh. FYI that's what's grade I'm in
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Post by leroyjenkins on Apr 19, 2010 17:44:14 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Donkey on Apr 21, 2010 20:12:13 GMT -5
Hey, rex. You have 222 posts. In order to keep that number, you can't reply to this. Muahahaha.
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