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Post by The Corndog on Apr 21, 2010 20:55:10 GMT -5
WOW...nice one dom...
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Post by rexican on Apr 22, 2010 15:23:22 GMT -5
Then I will just have to get 333
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Post by kouza on Apr 24, 2010 15:00:35 GMT -5
I remember back when I only had 200 or so posts...
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Post by Donkey on Apr 24, 2010 20:46:06 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by Lil Gimpy on Apr 30, 2010 23:41:54 GMT -5
Ok here's one that nearly killed me when i heard it:
"How much does a polar bear weight?"
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"I don't know either but I thought it might be enough to break the ice"
Or if you are a little more forward "Get in the Baaack of the car/trailer!"
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Post by kouza on May 2, 2010 0:14:27 GMT -5
So, this is completely unrelated but, I heard a joke from Corndog/ Lil Muffin, and had to share:
Jack was soon going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
Jack's father said, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'"
Jacks father continued, "So, she did and replied, 'These are too big, I can't wear these pants.' So I replied to your mother, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."'
"Ever since that night we have never had any problems," concluded Jack's father.
"Hmmm," Jack said in reply. He thought his father's suggestion might be a good thing to establish on that day of new beginnings.
So on, his honeymoon Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here, try these on."
So she did and said, "These are too large, Jack. They don't fit me..."
Jack replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack, as she said, "Here, you try on mine!"
As she requested, he tried them. "I can't get into your pants," Jack said with a question in his tone.
Jill replied, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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Post by rexican on May 2, 2010 9:14:57 GMT -5
Omfg!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Donkey on May 2, 2010 10:18:54 GMT -5
The joke of the year was just established.
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Post by leroyjenkins on May 5, 2010 22:54:08 GMT -5
hahahahahahahaha
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