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Post by aldotheapache on Jan 18, 2011 11:16:31 GMT -5
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddang Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a frickin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every sob we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
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Post by mntlhazrd on Jan 18, 2011 12:15:03 GMT -5
hmm, dejavu
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Post by Slacker on Jan 18, 2011 13:19:53 GMT -5
Ive seen this before somewhere... lol. Oh well good luck with that scalp thing...
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Post by kouza on Jan 18, 2011 16:31:45 GMT -5
Just as funny the second time.
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Post by aust10n on Jan 18, 2011 18:42:56 GMT -5
There will be no "Nazi" on the German side. The field has rules against the use of a swastika, which represents the Nazi party. Therefore there are no Nazis, just Germans with a German flag. Can't have one without the other. Can still be found offensive. Sorry  |
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Post by Lufen on Jan 18, 2011 19:10:12 GMT -5
I think the Germans might be able to teach him proper spelling and if that doesn't work we'll just put him out of his misery.  |
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Post by Slacker on Jan 18, 2011 19:14:16 GMT -5
Im sorry but this is a WW2 era piece. The Fuhrer is still Hitler and Hitler is still the head of the Nazi party. Being that Nazi's were a German political party, calling German soldiers Nazi's is like calling American soldiers Dems because Obama is president. However during war, you demonize the enemy and by calling them baby-eating Nazi's he does just that. Even though they might simply be fighting for the Fatherland, Lt Raine's plan to demoralize the enemy and rally support, regardless of its political correctness, is a sound one.
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Post by aldotheapache on Jan 18, 2011 22:55:13 GMT -5
What are yall there Nazi's gonna do with your uniforms after the war?
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Post by joker on Jan 19, 2011 1:20:15 GMT -5
Lufan you complaining again geez ... why so serious?
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Jan 19, 2011 5:15:35 GMT -5
time i get done with chemo i gladly hand u mine a little at a time ,,,, but with the rise of the affliction troops. the Affliction nation will take over the P.B. world...hahahahahahaha...
lol scap hunting went south with cowboys and indians.....kids dont play that no more....u cant buy that for xbox
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Post by LZ on Jan 19, 2011 6:39:24 GMT -5
TRIGGER FINGERS! Wanna see my collection? American swine your bodies will rot in the sun and your bones will be bleached by the sun.
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Jan 19, 2011 14:48:36 GMT -5
pretty sure me and jet shut down the cp for the night playing the same side......
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Post by aldotheapache on Jan 21, 2011 14:20:09 GMT -5
Don't worry yourselves, I'm sure we can find one of your little cronies that'll sing like a Blue Bird on a cool Tennessee morning. We'll be waiting at your CP to extend our typical welcoming for Nazis. Ain't that right Donny?
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Post by mikeypoopoo on Jan 21, 2011 14:45:14 GMT -5
like juice box said,,, the nazi's wont be there.....your worries will be your own "AFFLICTION"
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Post by Slacker on Jan 24, 2011 19:07:53 GMT -5
saw this and thought it belonged here lol  |
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