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Post by The Corndog on Mar 11, 2007 22:51:26 GMT -5
Confucius Says ...
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.
Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff thingy.
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
I think that I got all the like 25 that broke that PG line Ronn...That cut out most of the really good ones...hahaha
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Post by The Corndog on Mar 11, 2007 22:55:12 GMT -5
# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
# He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
# Man who sit on tack get point!
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Post by Baby Steak on Mar 12, 2007 9:31:57 GMT -5
Confucius say, Woman who fly plane upside down have crack-up.
Confucius say, Man who eat jelly-bean, fart in technicolor
The Brown wall by Who Flung Dung
The Red Sheet by Who Pop D'Cherry
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius Say Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
Confucius Say The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
Confucius Say Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.
Confucius Say He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
I'll end mine with that, before I get kicked.
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Post by The Corndog on Mar 12, 2007 17:01:42 GMT -5
I feel you SHOAL...it is difficult to say these without breaking that PG line.
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Post by VooDoo on Apr 11, 2007 0:31:41 GMT -5
"Rape impossible. Girl with dress up run faster than man with pants down!"
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