Post by VooDoo on Jan 17, 2008 3:12:22 GMT -5
Corndog has asked me in another thread to say a prayer for our forces, and to ease the pain of the Korean loss during Inchon....so the Tabernacle of VooDoo feels obligated to comply. Will the congregation please rise:
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"Oh "Chronic" one, Lord of all things Dank and AGG.....We stand before your "Gogg-ness" presence, humbled.
Make our armies strong in the confidence of $65.00 a case paint.
Bless our troops with many Ego, and DM7 owners.
Bless our Demo Mercs with fresh, true, and un-water laden Nerfies.
May our Generals arm band easily fit many fast, skinny, and easily hidden little folk in the UNLIKELY event that we should become over run, through some unforseen flook of nature.
May our Medics never have the need to leave our own CP for any other purpose than to harvest fresh soda and chips for our brave men and women in the field from the "Snack Shack".
May our Engineers spend the length of the battle playing with "Legos", rather than having to re-construct anything other than the OPFOR's lost confidence.
We ask that our Pilots only serious matter of the day be that of flying the traditional "EAT AT JOES" banner over the enemy CP after every OPFOR re-insertion.
We solicit the "Chronic" one to smile upon us, by making Ronn agree to such things as "Yes...having the opposing General smack himself in the face with his hand full of shaving cream, after being told by our XO that there is a fly on his forehead, IS in fact an acceptable General kill!"...and "Certainly, if you guys can get someone posing as a reporter from a local newspaper close enough to the OPFOR HQ to stick his foot in the door and yell "ALL DEAD", then I see NO reason to NOT allow that".
We plead thee not to allow Coyote, Little John, Trapper, or Jet show up, and be led astray by the "Monster Ball" demons, who would possess their minds...and make them play on the Korean side against their will and better judgement. Our faith lay in the knowledge that should they attend...they would, by all that is just and good...be guided by the forces of that which is pure and clean (like X-Ball Gold), and rightfully play for the American team.
...and finally, should there be Tanks at the event, we implore thee to allow the American team to be granted mechanized armour, while limiting the Korean side to "Pugs".
In the name of Olie Lang, Hybrid and Ben Tippmann.....Ahhhhh man!"
...Please be seated.
____________________________________________________
"Oh "Chronic" one, Lord of all things Dank and AGG.....We stand before your "Gogg-ness" presence, humbled.
Make our armies strong in the confidence of $65.00 a case paint.
Bless our troops with many Ego, and DM7 owners.
Bless our Demo Mercs with fresh, true, and un-water laden Nerfies.
May our Generals arm band easily fit many fast, skinny, and easily hidden little folk in the UNLIKELY event that we should become over run, through some unforseen flook of nature.
May our Medics never have the need to leave our own CP for any other purpose than to harvest fresh soda and chips for our brave men and women in the field from the "Snack Shack".
May our Engineers spend the length of the battle playing with "Legos", rather than having to re-construct anything other than the OPFOR's lost confidence.
We ask that our Pilots only serious matter of the day be that of flying the traditional "EAT AT JOES" banner over the enemy CP after every OPFOR re-insertion.
We solicit the "Chronic" one to smile upon us, by making Ronn agree to such things as "Yes...having the opposing General smack himself in the face with his hand full of shaving cream, after being told by our XO that there is a fly on his forehead, IS in fact an acceptable General kill!"...and "Certainly, if you guys can get someone posing as a reporter from a local newspaper close enough to the OPFOR HQ to stick his foot in the door and yell "ALL DEAD", then I see NO reason to NOT allow that".
We plead thee not to allow Coyote, Little John, Trapper, or Jet show up, and be led astray by the "Monster Ball" demons, who would possess their minds...and make them play on the Korean side against their will and better judgement. Our faith lay in the knowledge that should they attend...they would, by all that is just and good...be guided by the forces of that which is pure and clean (like X-Ball Gold), and rightfully play for the American team.
...and finally, should there be Tanks at the event, we implore thee to allow the American team to be granted mechanized armour, while limiting the Korean side to "Pugs".
In the name of Olie Lang, Hybrid and Ben Tippmann.....Ahhhhh man!"
...Please be seated.
